Post by Alex on Aug 21, 2014 11:05:37 GMT
Am I Going to Heaven or Hell?
You must all learn the trooth and become a TrueChristian®
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Please respond to the following answers truthfully. If you totally agree with the statement, choose YES, if you don't choose NO, and if you are undecided or of mixed opinion, choose MAYBE. You can print out this page and circle the YES or NO or MAYBE answers. Otherwise, just write down the numbers 1-50 on a sheet of paper and put a Yes, No, or Maybe besides it as you go along with the test.
1) God created the Earth in seven literal days and the Genesis account is 100% accurate with no room for error.
YES / NO / MAYBE
2) Women should suffer in childbirth and not be allowed pain-killing drugs.
YES / NO / MAYBE
3) God would destroy the Earth because He is angry with it.
YES / NO / MAYBE
4) A 90 year old woman can get pregnant.
YES / NO / MAYBE
5) Homosexuality is morally wrong and deserving of death.
YES / NO / MAYBE
6) People shouldn't have tattoos.
YES / NO / MAYBE
7) Everyone should stay away from psychics, astrologers, and mystics.
YES / NO / MAYBE
8) Handicapped people should be banned from entering a church.
YES / NO / MAYBE
9) Unicorns exist.
YES / NO / MAYBE
10) It is solely up to God whether someone is rich or poor.
YES / NO / MAYBE
11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
YES / NO / MAYBE
12) If a man marries a woman who is not a virgin, and he ends up hating her, should he have a right to gather his neighborhood together and stone her to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE
13) If a man rapes a virgin woman who is not engaged, should he pay her father some money and be forced to marry her?
YES / NO / MAYBE
14) Does God hate it when we tolerate other people's religions?
YES / NO / MAYBE
15) Should non-believers be put to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE
16) There is no such thing as a good atheist. All atheists are evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE
17) Are earthquakes caused by God?
YES / NO / MAYBE
18) Poor homeless people deserve to starve to death because they don't trust in God.
YES / NO / MAYBE
19) Does God laugh and get amusement about sending people to Hell?
YES / NO / MAYBE
20) Some people are just born evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE
21) Tithing to your church will make you rich.
YES / NO / MAYBE
22) If you put your trust in the Lord, He will make you fat.
YES / NO / MAYBE
23) The Sun revolves around the Earth.
YES / NO / MAYBE
24) If a person doesn't believe in Christ, they can't go to Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE
25) Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
YES / NO / MAYBE
26) People should love Jesus even more than their own family members.
YES / NO / MAYBE
27) Jesus considers the pope to be Satan.
YES / NO / MAYBE
28) Castrating yourself for God is a good way to get into Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE
29) Do not let unbelievers into your house.
YES / NO / MAYBE
30) A good Christian hates the world.
YES / NO / MAYBE
31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.
YES / NO / MAYBE
32) Witches and pagans should be executed.
YES / NO / MAYBE
33) We as Christians should judge people.
YES / NO / MAYBE
34) Christians can judge everything we want to, and no unsaved person can judge us for that.
YES / NO / MAYBE
35) Science is wicked and should be avoided.
YES / NO / MAYBE
36) Cross-dressing is an abomination before God.
YES / NO / MAYBE
37) Women need to shut up and not speak in church.
YES / NO / MAYBE
38) Women should not have any authority over a man and have no power to teach them.
YES / NO / MAYBE
39) Women that wear braided hair, gold, or expensive jewelry are harlots. No Christian woman should dress like that.
YES / NO / MAYBE
40) Wives need to obey whatever their husband tells them.
YES / NO / MAYBE
41) We should follow secular law.
YES / NO / MAYBE
42) We Christianscannot sin.
YES / NO / MAYBE
43) Catholics are not Christians.
YES / NO / MAYBE
44) We need to follow all of the Bible, not just parts of it.
YES / NO / MAYBE
45) If you break a single one of God's commandments, you will go to Hell.
YES / NO / MAYBE
46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.
YES / NO / MAYBE
47) People should tithe generously to their church even if they are dirt poor and struggling to make ends meet.
YES / NO / MAYBE
48) God creates both good and evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE
49) God purposely makes people be born retarded, handicapped, blind, deaf, etc.
YES / NO / MAYBE
50) When Jesus said "Judge not, that ye be not judged." he wasn't telling us not to judge others at all, but just warning us not to judge hypocritically.
YES / NO / MAYBE
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Scoring
For every YES answer you marked, add 2 points. For every NO answer, add 0 points. For every MAYBE answer, add 1 point. The lowest score possible is 0 and the highest possible is 100.
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Results
If you scored 0 - 99 .... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false "Christian" who has followed most of God's law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God's Word and are therefore hellbound.
If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN! Congratulations! You will join us all at Sunflower Island sitting at the right hand of Jesus for eternity! GLORY!
"Wait??? Aren't these results wrong? Why are so many people going to Hell?"
Jesus tells us in the Gospels that most people will go to Hell and very few are admitted to Heaven.
Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
I hope you enjoyed the test and make sure to vote your results on the poll!
STONE THE WITCHES!
