Hey Deh! (172 views)

Okay I'm super bored with nothing to do the whole day and I've never done this before on the server so this should be on my imaginary list of things to do:

My name isn't Alex, it's Robert (no, not really). I'm half Greek and half Welsh (half goat and half sheep). I currently live in England I know English, Greek (Ellinika) and half-forgotten Welsh. I like sheep, sunflowers, islands, remote places, far away places, pine trees, old oak trees (the big ones you randomly find in the forest), mountains (I'm a goat so duh), hills (I'm Welsh), spaghetti, small birdies, wolves, POLAR BEARS, anything Arctic (this is why Skyrim is amazing), nature (nah jk nuke em all #murica idc bout wold), brackets (lies), commas and now I'm getting bored of putting commas and brackets so I will make a long sentence like this and go onto the next topic.

On the server I like to be far away from people but still be able to talk to and stalk people. I 100% hate it when people even move a single thing on my builds no matter what is is (*cough* Ard *cough*). If left alone with good internet, an injury or the Winter, I will normally make a big island with a village on it. Normally I make historical builds but I've been obsessed with my Sunflower Island for 9 months now. I don't like people living with me unless they don't touch a thing and literally run around doing nothing the whole time (*cough* Lady *cough*).

I'm planning on becoming a general practitioner when I'm older (a doctor who looks at those sexy problems with your body); so come see me if you want to be given prescribed medical marijuana marital advice (inb4NSA).
I love grapes, Spaghetti, gum, strawberries, any seafood and any other food which isn't a heart attack in a container (I'm looking at you, Pot Noodles).

I'm currently getting A*'s-U's in school, with a lovely E in German (ICH SPRECHEN DEUTSCH JA FICKE DU). I absolutely hate my English teacher since she's a homosexual praying mantis who I will destroy (giving me a U and giving me anger management for calling someone hating the Olympics and World Cup full of utter bullshit).

In my free time I normally either go back to Wales and shag sheep see hoomans, hang around with the posh people of England (that includes you, tpilot) or go sailing down the South of England. Living in England isn't the best since a lot of the people here sound and act like the Royal Family (some are just as inbred as well). I went for my black belt in Taekwon-Do a month ago but failed by 1 mark, so I'm trying again in a few months. I teach little children how to sail small sailing boats and compete in races and blah blah blah. I've won gold in the Welsh championships for Taekwon-Do. I used to do county hockey but stopped after they started enforcing the rules much more (pfft, I like hitting things with sticks, not in that way!).

I cannot be bothered to explain the details further, Thalmor, for I grow weary of your elf presence in Skyrim.
Oh yeah, I like Skyrim, a lot. I click the icons on League of Legends, use the same champions every game and use the strangest rune page possible.

Back to the World Cup!